What in Blue Blazes??

My mom wrote this in her myspace blog.
I thought it was interesting and reposted.

What In The Blue Blazes?
Current mood: shocked
Category: News and Politics


Okay, I think this is about the epitome of cigarette addiction:


On May 29, a family was in their home in Cleburne. David Pawlik (and that's a pretty funny one - paw lik) noticed that "every time my wife lights a cigarette, a blue flame shoots up to the ceiling", according to the fire marshal's report.

He called the Cleburne Fire Dept. nonemergency and was told not to light any more cigarettes.

However, Pawlik's wife, Hazel, just had to "have a quick cigarette" before fire inspectors arrived.
The house exploded. David, Hazel, her husband and their daughter were all injured. Hazel's husband and Pawlik were released, but the daughter is still hospitalized. Hazel (44) died yesterday..


Pawlik is suing Atmos for damages blaming the company for the blast.

The house was a total electric house. They had no gas lines in their home. The natural gas (which has no odor) seeped through the sewer lines and through an air-conditioning unit.

She just had to have another cigarette!

Curriculum Writing

I would call myself "traditional" and "very conservative" in just about all aspects of my personality.

However, for the last several days I have been working on writing the biology curriculum for my school district and I have noticed that I am a bit progressive in my thinking when education is concerned.

I remember hashing out with a colleague years ago about how teaching a biology course in a contextual or thematic method would work. We decided that it would take a lot of work restructuring the curriculum and there was a lot to think about in moving major elements of the course around. But today, I think we came upon a method that moved us in that direction with warp-speed quickness.

Let me explain.

Biology traditionally has had rather "stand alone units". "Biochemistry" was one unit... then "The Cell", then "Cell Boundaries", then "Photosynthesis", then "Cellular Respiration", then "Cell Division", then "Molecular Genetics". then "Mendelian Genetics".... etc.....

Each concept, although completely related to the biological scholar, seemed to be islands floating in a mental spaghetti bowl to the embryonic mind of a high school student.

We remedied some of that today.

Ironically, the catalyst for all this was the despised TAKS test.

People have defined "insanity" as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. I don't know where people came up with that definition because my dictionaries don't define it that way..... but for the sake of making the case for causing change to happen; I guess that definition works.

Our school district has 62,000 students, putting it in the top-ten largest school districts in Texas. That's quite a bunch of minds we are responsible for teaching. I had a very difficult time seeing how we were going to sell this concept to a very large pool of biology teachers who liked being able to follow the book in line with the way the publishers and tradition dictated and use the structure of the ancillaries as complete and linear documents.

Now, in my personal life I am well known for making quick, and sudden decisions that appear on the outside to be reactionary. But on the inside I have already hashed out the pros and cons... I just don't move slowly in making the final decision. But today, I think I was the "voice of reason", moving VERY cautiously. It took some convincing to make me agree that this revolutionary curricular move could be made in OUR school district (known for being afraid of making waves).

We aren't going to follow tradition this time, and although our decision today was not a whole-scale thematic approach, it will turn the existing curriculum topsy-turvy.

I kept telling my colleagues (two of whom are not in the classroom any longer and one who has just accepted a position in another school district) that we would have to prepare for the aftermath of presenting this new curriculum to the biology teachers and that for the majority it would not be an "easy sell".

Since I am the only one on the curriculum committee who is actually still IN the classroom, my name will be on the document and I will feel the brunt of the response from my fellow teachers. I wanted to make sure we weren't screwing things up (like the sequence) for everybody.

But the more I think about it, the more and more I like what we have done. I would like to push more in that direction.... but I think the baby-steps we have taken today are revolutionary enough.

Here are the major changes we made just today:

1) The tradition "Cell" unit is gone. There will be no teaching the cell structure and organelles in mass in one chapter. The cell will simply be introduced and then all organelles will be taught in context with the topic that relates to them most.
For example: smooth and rough ER and ribosomes will be taught in the protein synthesis portion of the molecular genetics unit; the chloroplast will be taught when we teach photosynthesis, the vacuole will be taught when we teach osmosis, the centriole will be taught when we teach mitosis.....

I fought this at first. It seemed that the others weren't thinking things through. So I made the point that if we were going to do it at all, then we would HAVE to do it completely, not leave organelles hanging willy-nilly here and there. That if we were convinced that this is how we were going to teach the cell then we would have to be consistent in this new approach.

My caution was because this completely eliminates the traditional few weeks we spend on teaching cell organelles (all at once) and drawing, coloring and labeling the cell, making a cell model out of Styrofoam or jello.... or whatever. For some teachers, this is like editing the Bible. They live for their edible cell model or their Styrofoam project complete with macaroni, plastic beads and pipe cleaners.

We are working on overlay transparencies or a power point sequence that will take a generic "empty" cell diagram and overlay a new image on top of the bottom image that adds an organelle when that organelle is taught.
By the end of the year, the whole cell will be taught.... just spread throughout and then reviewed before the end of the course.

2) The Plant
Arguably, plants are among the most important organisms on the planet. They are the reasons all living things exist. With the current biology curriculum, plants are ignored. Some teachers completely skip the plant kingdom in haste to make time for the animal kingdom and dissections (the quintessential high school experience in biology). Our plan, was to include plants all year by making recurrent examples of them and then NOT having a plant unit to teach or to ignore.

How we did it:
The first real movement in the curriculum in regards to the way we teach plants was in the biochemistry unit. When polarity of water (adhesion, cohesion and capillary action) is taught, we will teach at the same time xylem of stems and transpiration. This is a real example with applications of the properties of water that the kids can grasp early on and make mental connections.
Currently xylem is taught in the second semester (if at all) in a section of the plant unit called "the stem". Most teachers don't teach this depth at all because they are running out of time at the end of the semester. This change will make this topic move to the first six weeks of school.

We hit plants again in photosynthesis where we teach the gas exchange structures of the stomata, and the structure of the leaf. Here we will also teach sugar being a product of photosynthesis and being conducted away from the leaf to the root via phloem in the stem.

The depth of photosynthesis will be depleted and replaced with breadth. NO more teaching light reactions and dark reactions and electron transport.... now it is all about the "big picture". The scope has broadened to expand the context... but the nit-picky details removed. This unit should take about the same amount of time that the old Calvin cycle and reactions method used to take.

Our philosophy in doing this is that when students learn something in context, with examples that make sense they will retain it better than teaching it in a lump with no contextual reference. The old way makes sense to the teacher, because we have a biology degree and know where things should fit.... to a student, it is all just a big mish-mosh of vocabulary without a context-- because the subject is not taught with enough depth in high school to really see how it all fits together.


Anyway, that's what I have been doing lately. They paid me, so all the sweat and tears are not in vain.

You can email me or slip a comment at the bottom of this post to let me know your opinion.....

The crustiest of the crusty

Today I went to one of the local police department's website to look at the most wanted lists.
You never know if you will see someone you know on there!

Check out these links:
http://www.arlingtonpd.org/MostWanted/2007/APDMostWanted050107.pdf
http://www.arlingtonpd.org/MostWanted/2007/APDMostWanted050107.pdf
http://www.arlingtonpd.org/MostWanted/2006/APDMostWanted100906.pdf
Now tell me, if you saw one of these people in person, wouldn't you suspect them of doing something bad just by the way they look??

Even more fun at the Police department! Now they are publishing the photos of men convicted of hooking up with a prostitute!
They aren't as crusty of course, but how humiliating! (do you know any of them?)

http://www.arlingtonpd.org/Prostitution/2007/ProstitutionArrests051107.pdf

http://www.arlingtonpd.org/Prostitution/2007/ProstitutionArrests050407.pdf

http://www.arlingtonpd.org/Prostitution/2007/ProstitutionArrests051707.pdf

Garden building

I have been working on a new flower bed in the front yard.

Phase I- the digging part


Phase II - the transplant stage
The new plants are three azaleas (white with pink dots), four wood ferns, two salvia (white)
four nandina, and one oxalis (pink wood sorrel)


I will keep you posted.











EDIT! July 24, 2007
Below you will find the new pictures of this flowerbed!

Teacher Competency

Fox4 News here in Dallas did an expose' on the failure rate of teachers on their professional competency exams.
It was pretty bad.
There are evidently some teachers in Dallas who have failed the exam for principal something like 40-50 times.

It's incredible.

Then Fox 4 posted links and spreadsheets so that you can look up your child's teacher to see whether or not they passed their tests.

However, no parent will be able to find mine unless they know my maiden name. So it will look to them like I am not on the list at all. (some will assume that means I never took the tests)

But I took the tests alright!

My personal opinion is a bit slanted, because I never studied for ANY of my teacher examinations. I just took them cold-turkey.
WHY?
I assumed that since I had a DEGREE in the field of science (specifically biology) that it HAD to be easy to take a test in that subject.....and I was right.
After studying a subject for 5 collegiate years and a few years in high school.... DUH!

I took the Professional Development test my first year of teaching. That is the only one I was worried about because the test gives you scenarios and situations, and after teaching in a classroom for a year, I could pretty much justify every answer A through D. LOL!!!!

The biology exam was a cinch. I was one of the first people finished with it and wondered if I should take the time to go back over the test.... but my head was pounding from lack of caffeine and I decided I would rather go to Burger King. So I turned it in without going over it and left all my peers behind. Turned out I didn't score as high as I thought I should... I got a 94 on the biology section and only a 90 on the professional development section.














Two years later, I was forced to take the science composite test in order to teach Physical Science. So I did. I took the test in the spring my second year to teach out of my certification (Physical Science). I didn't study at all. The night before another teacher said there were several equilibrium constant questions on the chemistry portion of the test... so I grabbed my old college chemistry study guide and looked over a few problems on my way to the test.
(I wouldn't call that studying)

(if you can't read it, it says that for the professional development test I made a 90% and the biology certification (secondary) I made a 94%)

I was the first person done with the test.

I scored highest in chemistry, which most of you who know me --- know that it is my most LOATHED subject.

I have attached my score reports here in an attempt to separate myself from the failing teachers..... A vindication of sorts.

(Chemistry = 98%, Earth Science = 71%, Physical Science = 96%, Biology = 89%, Physics = 89%)
Okay, my scores weren't that great (except for chemistry!!!)
The Earth Science score was in the basement.... a 71. BUT I have never taken any sort of earth science in my life to this day..... not in jr. high, not in high school, not in college.... SO THERE! A 71 isn't so bad is it?


So.... don't lump me in with the ones who can't pass the tests.

And don't generalize that teachers are incompetent.


Thank you, that is all.

The quest for the perfect Nest.

You people all think I am crazy anyhow, so this shouldn't surprise you at all.

I have been sleeping on the floor on an air mattress for the last 26 days.

I had company last month and dragged out the air mattress. I inflated it with my hair dryer and it looked so comfortable.

Some background may be necessary.

When I was a little girl my family would visit at my grandparent's house in Temple, Texas quite often. In the spare bedroom, there were two twin beds. Some of my best mornings were spent in that bedroom. I can remember the windows (3) open, the birds outside twittering, the early morning sun streaming in to the windows and the white, filmy curtains fluttering.

And I remember The Nest.

"The Nest" is what my mother and her sisters and brothers had come to call the twin bed against the window wall in the back bedroom. It was an old twin mattress and its inner springs had fallen and sunken in. This actually made the bed better because you sunk into the mattress and it enveloped you all around. It was cozy and indeed a "nest".

I always wanted The Nest. I think that some of my family didn't like The Nest. They used the term mockingly in reference to its inadequate support. Ah, but I loved it and would tell my mom on the drive down to Temple that I wanted to sleep in The Nest.

Ever since, I have to have a soft bed.

At home growing up I had a foam mattress. It was soft and squishy and wonderful.

It was later replaced with another foam mattress that wasn't so great. A bit too stiff for my like. I would jump on it from time to time to try to break it in and make it softer. It didn't work.

Sometime before I got married, I obtained a "real bed"-- a queen size and I don't know what became of my old twin mattress. I have a feeling my mother gave it to my uncle.

Sleeping on the queen bed was like sleeping on a board. Who would CHOOSE to sleep on a board?
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At my Uncle Franklin's house in Taylor, Texas there was a double bed in the upstairs guest bedroom. There actually was a board under that mattress. I can remember my mother enlisting my father into pulling out the board (doors closed) each night that they slept in that bedroom and replacing the board each morning before my aunt and uncle were any wiser.

I would watch them yank it out as silently as they could so as to not arouse suspicion. I never could imagine why someone would WANT to sleep on a board. Seemed to me like that is why beds were invented in the first place; to make a softer place to sleep! After all, do not wild animals on the African savannah also choose their sleeping spot carefully and tamp down the grass to make a soft place to lie? Do not wild birds build nests of grass and twigs, lining the nest carefully with down that they plucked form their own bellies to make a soft place for their eggs and chicks??

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So that queen mattress that was now mine, needed major modifications.

I asked for a feather-bed that Christmas.

The feather-bed that I got was a 3-inch thick box-baffled mat full of goose feathers. I still have it and up until my record-breaking flu and fever this past February, I have been sleeping on it ever since. (The feathers kept me too warm, so off it came in the midst of 105 fever.)

Well since that fever, I haven't replaced my feather-bed. It was losing some of its "oomph" anyhow.

So as I was deflating the bed after my guests left last month, I began eyeing that air mattress.

It is a Coleman brand queen-sized air mattress and it is quite nice. It has velveteen lining and it fits standard queen-sized sheets perfectly.

If I had a place to put my yucky, stiff mattress-- then I would put this air mattress on top of my box spring and fake it out. Who would ever know?

So yes, I have been sleeping on the floor on that air mattress for the last 26 days.

...and my slumber has never been more sweet.


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I had a freak tooth brushing accident.

This is for Ron.

While this episode affected all of my activities today, it will be fairly insignificant to you.
If you must, click the red "x".

This morning, while brushing my teeth, I had a freak tooth brushing accident.

I was stooped over about to spit into the sink. (water running-- hear that Sheryl Crow??)
While I was stooped, I gagged. I gag a lot whilst brushing my teeth. I have a very low gag threshold.

Anyhow, in that action, something twisted in my neck. I felt a pop.....

I stood up and hollered in pain loud enough to scare my cat, who was waiting on the counter for me to finish so he could get his turn at the sink.

I went to work at 5 minutes until 7.

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All day long I couldn't turn my head. I had to turn my entire body to see anything outside of my peripheral vision.

In my sixth period Integrated Physics and Chemistry class, I heard some girls whispering and looking at me.

I asked them, "what are you saying??"
One of them chirped, "she just said that you were moving your head like you couldn't turn your neck and I was laughing because it did look that way!"

I told them they were right.
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Later at Birra Poretti's, and Irish/Italian, pub/restaurant I was sitting and trying to drink a Bud Light. I was situated in the middle of the two tables so that I didn't have to turn so severely to see the people I was sitting with.

I later found out that a severe storm was blazing outside and tornado warning sirens were screeching... but we were none the wiser.
A waitress dropped a tray of glasses and it made a terrible noise. I jumped and jerked my head back.

I instantly had about 50% more movement than I had earlier in the day when the stiffness was the worst.

I told my friend sitting across the table to drop another glass but not to tell me when it was about to happen so that I could be scared again.

He didn't.

Caprock Canyons Trailway

Ed and I made the short trip to the Caprock of Texas. We backpacked along the Caprock Canyons Trailway and then spent the last day at Caprock Canyons State Park.
The scenery is quintessential west Texas!

Low Pressure Sucks

That what happens in a tornado. Extreme low pressure..... sucking.

I could hear the howling... but I could tell it was a ways off. When I heard the hail and saw golf-ball sized chunks I ran around the house shutting windows. In case of straight line winds, I didn't want everything blown to bits and smashed.

I turned on the TV and heard the meteorologist say "people in the vicinity of Bowen Road and Arbrook need to take cover immediately".

That's me.

They didn't need to say it twice, I grabbed my purse and phone and got in the closet.

What you can see on the radar is a well defined "V-notch" or "hook echo" right on top of my house.

Zoinks!

Nothing touched down. I prayed to guardian angel ---he blew the storm away.

He always pulls through.... doesn't he?

Watch some video of the neighborhood about 1 mile to my west: STORM VIDEO WFAA- DALLAS

They called it a "lowering wall cloud with extreme rotation" spotted in south Arlington.

Growing up in these parts, I knew that Arlington was notorious for having storm damage. I expected the worst. I really did.