Just call me "Dear Abby"

If you need advice, ask me a question.

I give very frank advice and won't mince words to protect your feelings.
Think of me as your online Dear Abby column, but better.

But a warning, I don't take advice nearly as well as I dish it out. But neither did Dear Abby. She only printed the letters she liked.

Fire away. But you have to post here in the comment section ....and I will answer there, or else it won't be any fun at all.

P.S. I will poke fun at you.